tHe ImPeCcAbLe SoLuTiOn

For years ,(bio)scientists,have been trying to make clones of human beings.
Experiments were underway since the 50's.Many attempts has been made since on various animal species(mice,sheep,cat,etc etc) ,but human cloning remains a dream(though ethically challenged by many)even today. But believe me when I tell u ,they have been looking the wrong way on this .
For these few weeks ,I have been watching a TV series LOST .And it gave me the idea on how to do it.Am publishing this journal(ha!) so that scientists (all over the world) may see and work on my idea,because I dont hav that kind of facilities that they do have.
I figured it out that instead of dedicating its time to biological experiments,the scientific community must focus on physics.Yes,Physics has the answer and the solution is

GOING BACK IN TIME.

The clones as we get through cell mutation are almost nil as far as knowledge or experience they should possess with(according to) their age(refer to TV series KYLE XY).
But if a person is made to travel back in time ,the back-in-time one has got everything as far as his mind and body is concerned(actually,he is a notch higher,after having got the time travel experience). A 20 year old sent back 2 hrs ,can be called an almost perfect copy-cat.(This may even be applied to species that r on the verge of extinction…O God ,m a genius)
But I am sure this approach will have even stiff opposition from the conservative lobby regarding the effects it will have on the society.

(But wen has the mankind refrained from doing things that were not "ethical" or "moral")

X ,Y and Z

Yesterday was Mahanavami, the 9th day of Durga Puja,the day when u finally r free to "eat"-eat as in eat chicken.
n free to "drink".
yes,boozers crave for this day to come since the first day of Navratri.

three of my friends(names not disclosed 4 my safety) X,Y and Z ,members of MDA(Manakkat Daaru Association) ,this evening:

X to Y:abe aaj laya jaye kya,bahut din ho gaya!
Y:chal ,hum ready hain.
X(on phone)to Z:abe aaj piyega,kya bolta hai.
Z:nahin be ,hum chor diya
X:bhak sala ***
Z:sahi mein,ab nahi pite.
Y:sala nautanki karta hai.

after 5 minutes Z comes in person.
X:kya karne aaya hai??
Z:abe aaj pee lete par ab chor diye ye sab.
Y:isko iski girl friend kasam di hai.
Z:aisa koi baat nahin.

some convincing and threats(if I ever see u drinking ,i will piss in ur mouth) and Z agrees.
But they cudn't decide on beer or vodka and Y backs off the plan.

Z(not too willing to drink at the first place):dil kah raha hai pine,dimag mana kar raha hai.
X:kya karna hai bol jaldi,lana hai??
Z:lets toss and decide.

As I dont(read cant) drink,I was given the coin.HEADS for a yes,TAILS-plan is off for today.
I flip the coin up,and their eyes follow the coin on its way up and then down ,desperate even to make out its flipping mechanics and know their fate for the night.

TAILS.
Z:bhagwaan bhi nahi chahte ki humlog piyen.
X:chalo tab aaj hatao.

5 min. later: Z is on his way to his flat; X grabs his Computer Graphics book n starts leafing thru.